Master Cheif and Me

1 tym me and teh cheif were driving a wraith (i drove teh turet) On our way to McDonalds We were attacked my a fleet of covenet hunters and brutes. So i puuled out mah rocket lawnchair and blew up a petrolyum bunker in 1 of teh bays of a phantom and made it explod. Master cheif took down 12 with only 1 frag gernade and a plasma pistol with no charge left. I wont tell you how he did it (or maybe i will) to be continud...

Epic Win

KKKKKKKKKK, Here it comes, One time i was on call of duty 4 playing search and destroy. All the guyz on mah team were ded and only 1 guy on the other team A.K.A. Mr. Beany. I ran into a room to look for him be4 he planted teh bomb at the bomb site. When i found him he turned around and shot me with a lazur sighted P90 4 times. I Fell to the ground and could here my comrads disapointed in the soon to come defeat. But with my last stand perk on i pulled out my scilenced M9 and shot him Dead. Then teh people on mah team were like "I never lost faith in you MuffinMan". And every day I go to Spencer and tell him about the time he almost killed me in that game of search and destroyed